Wolfenstein 3D
(id; BAM! Entertainment, 2002)
me: “Oh my god, there are like all these swastikas everywhere.”
D.: “Yup.”
me: “Ugh, what is this thing? What is even the point of this?”
D.: “To… kill Hitler?”
me: “What? Oh my god! That’s so weird! Eeww, why do you even have this thing!”
D.: “Um…”
me: “Ha, ha, I’m just fucking with you.”
Upon its GBA rerelease, maybe the then- ten-year old Wolfenstein 3D didn’t receive the highest of marks from critics, but I have been playing it all day on my Micro, and it is still basically the only first-person shooter I can play at all.

